"Welcome to the Jersey Shore!"

Seaside Heights, NJ. The beach, carnivals on the pier, people, parties, what else is there to it, well unless you live in the Jersey Shore house. It all started with a pouf, blowout, and a couple of Guidos and Guidettes. I think that this means were going to be having a serious situation on our hands, some mad drama. Before you go out know that it is important to change your shirt so you’re fresh. When the time comes to put on that new shirt make sure everyone can hear you and yell "Its T-shirt Timeeeeeee!" The 8 Italians in the Jersey Shore house go creepin' in the clubs at night; the Guidos make sure they aren’t picking up grenades. What are grenades you ask? Well they are the opposite of landmines and bombs. While the Guidos are creepin' the Guidettes scout out for some juiceheads so they can "get it in." One thing that you should always remember is that if one of your friends is getting cheated on don’t write them an anonymous letter because that just causes buck wild fights. Everyone in Jersey and outside of Jersey should GTL. If you don’t understand what GTL stands for, well it means Gym, Tan, and Laundry. Smushing and fist pumping seems to be the popular thing in the Jersey Shore house, but you have to know what you’re doing. Have you ever had a Frickle? Yes, a Fried Pickle indeed, well if your 4'9 and named Snooki this is your favorite food. Tanning, clubbing, working out, doing laundry, smushing, blowing out, poufing, and eating frickles is something the 8 Guidos and Guidettes do in the Jersey Shore house, but what do you do? If none of this is your style then I suggest that you should come down to seaside heights and party with the cast of the Jersey Shore house.